She Only Loves Me When I'm There

Guildford, Guildford, holy mother of Helen, Jesus in the architraves Waiting, waiting, comes to take all my misery away, at least for now Kelvin get a holy vigor we can work it out (One, two, three, four) It must be five years ago now Skulking home one public holiday 18, 18, baby brains I got the nervous twitching algorithms right beneath the cheese Yeah, half expecting knuckles now to bring me to my knees Oh, oh, oh, oh If she wants this to be She'll have to see the things I have had to see Maybe she would know Maybe she would care She only loves me when I'm there It must be five years ago now My trimester public holiday 18 crack these oysters open She can be forgiven, but she doesn't go away Yeah, see her on the bus, man, see her everyday Oh, oh, oh, oh If she wants this to be She'll have to see the things that I have had to see And maybe she would know Maybe she would care She only loves me when I'm there I don't want to live like this anymore, kid I don't want to live like this anymore (Two, three, four) She only loves me when I'm there She only loves me when I'm there Nervous stitching algorithms right beneath the trees Yeah, half expecting knuckles now to bring me to my knees