On the Run from Cossett (feat. Jimmy Fallon)

Aw fuck, you guys, here comes Cossett Dude, he's like half your size, why don't you just beat him up? No, dude, last time I got rough with him He totally hacked me in front of the whole school! Oh my god, fuck, dude Well, well, well, look who we have here Aw, c'mon man, fuck off The fuck did you just say? Don't make me hack your shit again You know the drill, bitch All your bitcoins, on this flash drive, or you're dead Aw, c'mon dude, that's all my bitcoin for lunch, man, please Now or I'll get my truck again No, no, Cossett, no Please, Cossett, please Do not get in your pickup truck, do not, please I don't wanna get run over by your pickup truck Noooooo! Open your laptop, give it to me Open your laptop, give it to me Open your laptop, give it to me Open your la-la-la-la-laptop, give it to me Gimme your laptop I heard you only watch missionary porn You super hetero-normative fuck Why don't you just go date a fucking cheerleader, you fuck Fucking non-vector3 variable calling piece of shit I bet you deadlift 200 pounds And you're really healthy, you fucking nerd When was the last time you coded in Python, you jock bitch? Gimme your laptop Open it Jock bitch I bet you passed the PACER test, you fucking loser Yeah, this was supposed to be a PACER test audio But, uh, apparently the guys who wrote the PACER test audio Fucking copy-wrote it So, you know, I'm sitting here fucking Re-recording my dumbass voice where there should be a PACER test Because for god—god forbid I take money away From the fucking people who made the PACER test audio Now introducing, Jimmy Fallon! Run, bitch, you're fucked! 'Cause you can't outrun the front of a truck You can hide, you can slide, you can make up a lie But Cossett's gonna find you