A Bag of Weed (From "Family Guy")

Now everybody, gather round and listen if you would

When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good

Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed

It's the only hope that you'll ever need

Because everything is better with a bag of weed

There you go, you're all gettin' it now

When Texas people wanna feel good

They go assault a queer

When stupid people need a thrill

They rent the Rocketeer

When Michael Jackson needs a rush

He humps a guy like me

Right

But all we need is a bag of weed to keep us worry free

One, two, three, oh

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed

No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed

Because everything is better with a bag of weed

Have a go, Brian

As Mr. H.L Menken said, the common man's a fool

And just like Helen Keller said

But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear, hey

'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer

And one, two

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed

You can try and fight but we're all agreed

Because everything is better with a bag of weed

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

And a-one, two, three, four, and a-five, and a-six, and a-seven, oh

A bag of weed, a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed

You're a happy guy when you plant the seed

Because everything is better with a bag of weed

Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed