Drinking Buddy

I stopped by your house and dropped by your work

I talked to your mama, she said, "Ain't you heard?

That alimony judge was an SOB"

Right then, I knew right where you'd be

Hey, drinkin' buddy, what's been shakin'?

The beat on the street is that you cooked your bacon

Took you to the cleaners, wiped your plumb out

Left you seein' red in your bank account

Tomorrow, you can sulk like a sad-eyed puppy

But tonight, I'm buyin', what you drinkin', buddy?

Saddle up, son, and strap yourself in

Turn that loss into a neon win

I'm your heartache healer, a true wingman

Whatever you need, I'm your Huckleberry, friend

Hey, drinkin' buddy, what's been shakin'?

The beat on the street is that you cooked your bacon

Took you to the cleaners, wiped your plumb out

Left you seein' red in your bank account

Tomorrow, you can sulk like a sad-eyed puppy

But tonight, I'm buyin', what you drinkin', buddy?

You know that one will turn to two, turn to three, turn to trouble

It's your first night single, so you need to see double

This night might just end up ugly

But then again, you might get lucky

Hey, drinkin' buddy, what's been shakin'?

The beat on the street is that you cooked your bacon

Took you to the cleaners, wiped your plumb out

Left you seein' red in your bank account

Tomorrow, you can sulk like a sad-eyed puppy

But tonight, I'm buyin', so quit your whinin'

In the morning, you can cry that she took your money

But tonight, I'm buyin', what you drinkin', buddy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Your money's no good here

Hell, your money's no good anywhere

What you drinkin', buddy?

I'll drink to that

But then again, I'll drink to anything, hoo