Deadpool Rap

Deadpool

Deadpool

Deadpool

They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast

Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass

Got blades for days, got guns galore

Got combo moves, evades, and more

With bear traps and hand grenades

Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face

Popping off caps, leave a trail of guts

Sitting on my chair, scratching my nuts

Don't stop when I shoot, full auto is on

Your ass is grass and I'm mowing the lawn

Hot lead to the head and I won't stop

What your crew gonna do when I hack and chop?

All these bitches are prima donnas

I stuff my face with chimichangas

Tacos and beers, always keeping it loose

Hang on for a minute while I'm dropping a deuce

Deadpool

Sexy motherfucker

Deadpool

Deadpool

Captain Deadpool

Nah, just Deadpool

Merc with a mouth, I can't die

One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive

Try to kill me, I'll just revive

Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes

I'm dangerous, feeling reckless

Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace

Jump flip and leave 'em headless

I like my guns all big like Texas

Hey goons, thugs, and bosses

Guess what? I brought Colossus

Times up, better count your losses

Kicking that ass as my girlfriend watches

Run away, you know that I'll chase

Every bad guy, put 'em right in their place

Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste

I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face

About to take you all to school

With guns and knives

Deadpool

Telling jokes and breaking the rules

I came for the tacos

Deadpool

Playing with the ladies and my family jewels

To bust a nut

Deadpool

'Bout to throw down with all these fools

So come and get some

Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha

Kicking ass and taking names

Payback time, I'm not playing games

These superpowers are feeling strange

I move like a freaking ninja

Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya

Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya

I don't care if I offend ya

Listen up, I got something to say

That's right, I run my mouth all day

Step up. take a blood bath

Now you're trying to run and it's making me laugh

Ha ha ha, where you gonna go to?

Try to hide but you know that I'll find you

Tippy toe, sneaking up behind you

I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?

Regenerate because it's cool

When I fall off a ledge

Deadpool

The crazy ass guards all lookin' to duel

So click, click boom

Deadpool

I don't believe in the golden rule

I came to get laid

Deadpool

Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool

I'm a sexy motherfucker

Sexy motherfucker

Sexy motherfucker

Sexy motherfucker

Sexy motherfucker

Deadpool

Deadpool

Deadpool

Deadpool