If You Hear Me Whining

If you hear me whining, just slap me one

If you hear me whining, just slap me one

I've got problems, but working in the sun ain't one

Inside all day on government pay

When I have to travel, I rarely foot the bill

Being away from family's hard, but still

If you hear me whining, just slap me one

If you hear me whining, just slap me one

I've got no expectations of 5 star or 4

Just so long as it's quiet as soon as I shut the door

I'm not outside raking sticks

I have to deal with office politics

That's alright, it couldt be worse, but still

If you hear me whining, just slap me one

If you hear me whining, just slap me one

If you hear me whining, just slap me one

Slap me one