Don't Throw Me No Magic Beans

Don't sell me no thin-crisp wafers Don't chuck me no cat-tailed clock stuffers Don't bite me off a chunk of that I'll see what's in it for myself I don't want to fly And I don't want no beanstalk So whatever you do Don't throw me no magic beans Do tell me my disco ball's broken Do scorch my eyebrows with treble clefs Do send me a postcard with RuPaul's hair follicles Don't do anything I just told you to do I don't want to fly And I don't want no beanstalk So whatever you do Don't throw me no magic beans Jack might be nimble And Jack might be quick And he just may jump over A little candlestick But fee fi fo fums Aren't my cups of tea So you can just go ahead And save your magic beans Don't throw me no magic beans Don't throw me no magic beans Don't throw me no magic beans Don't throw me no magic beans