Yo yo yo bam
There goes the sound
Of a local clown
Who took a large pound
From a guy he found
The guy hit him with force
With a cucumber of course
The clown was using morse
Code to talk to his brother
That's when I entered the diner
I said what's up
And he said nothing
I'm just filling this diner
With horse muffins
Yo yo yo crap
That's the word he used
When he found his dog abused
On the side of the fused
Road that was together
He's had enough of this
Every time he missed
The second dog enter the basement
That's when I entered the diner
I said what's up
And he said nothing
I'm just filling this diner
With horse muffins
Yo yo yo wiggle
That's the move he made
When he saw his friend Dave
Come out of the store with the maid
He didn't understand
What was going on
When he saw the horse with the muffin on his back
What is that doing right there
The clown asked the horse
And the horse answered back in a laugh
What are you talking about
That's when I entered the diner
I said what's up
And he said nothing
I'm just filling this diner
With horse muffins
