Watch me as I roll
And follow up with a somersault
Eat cereal out of a bowl
And dance an Irish jig
And tap dance my heart out
Wearing George Washington's wig
I'm having more fun
Than a barrelful of root beer monkeys
Not that monkeys can't have fun
Jumping rope and eating bananas
But can they say the alphabet backwards
I have a thousand dollars on no
Except Clyde the talking monkey
I know he can 'cause I taught him everything he knows
Except that weird thing he does with his lips
I can't even do that one
I'm having more fun
Than a barrelful of root beer monkeys
Root beer
Root beer
Root beer
Root beer
Is delicious
Is delicious
Is delicious
