Mashed Potato Wannabe

I see you playing with Mr. Potato Head But you're not doing it right You're putting his eyes On your ears And his nose On your mouth And you laugh as you run in place It's not so funny 'cause you're stealin' his face You're gonna paint yourself brown And run run run around You're gonna call yourself spud And run in front of a bus 'Cause you're a mashed mashed mashed mashed Potato wannabe You always say I yam what I yam And no one ever laughs Except that one time you told your Grandma But she misunderstood what you said It doesn't matter anymore because now she's dead Killed in her sleep by an unidentified potato wedge He's angry he's faceless and he wants revenge The next place he'll look is right in your bed You're gonna paint yourself brown And run run run around You're gonna call yourself spud And run in front of a bus 'Cause your a mashed mashed mashed mashed Potato wannabe You are what you eat Mashed potato wannabe And you must eat A lot of potatoes A lot of potatoes A lot of delicious potatoes