Emergency Brake Divas

The light turned red Just as soon as I stopped So I turned to Ted To see I had been robbed Someone stole my friend from me Right out of the passenger seat I'd like to have a cup of tea Just as soon as they let go of my feet Hey get off me you creeps You're grabbing my legs too hard Stop singing those songs You stupid emergency brake divas John came tumbling down Just as the cat came in The king had been officially de-crowned Poor John he'd been pinned Under the stairs came the toy for all to see That day the toy was for all to enjoy Except the master of Payday Hey get off me you creeps You're grabbing my legs too hard Stop singing those songs You stupid emergency brake divas Library cards are always overdue Not too soon I hope The pirates and I are through With Jose now I'll cope Fish will live on And fish will be free again Cows will endure the pain From the creatures of the pond Hey get off me you creeps You're grabbing my legs too hard Stop singing those songs You stupid emergency brake divas