Lightbulb Boogie

Thomas Edison invented the sandwich Warm meat between two layers of bread And he also invented the lamp Warm light between two layers of lead Mr. Edison also invented white sheets Though he didn't invent the actual bed And he also invented hearing aids Yeah yeah you heard what I said But one thing you may not know Is he also invented the lightbulb So let's get down and boogie Let's do a dance for Mr. Ed Don't go to school just play hookie Yeah yeah you heard what I said The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Just put one hand over the other And gently swing from side to side Put one foot on the arm of your brother Show your teeth and smile wide Oh wait but that's not it Oh yes there's always more The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Now take one leg and bend it behind your back Yeah that's it just like that Now grab both legs with just one tooth And scream out loud John Wilkes Boothe Now jump up and down on the ground face first Gotta do it for two minutes even though it may hurt I hope you don't think you're done Here comes the part that's really fun But one thing you may not know Is he also invented the lightbulb The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Throw your partner in the air Then do it again a little bit higher Now throw yourself way up there And set yourselves on fire Burn like a bulb Burn like a bulb Burn like a bulb Burn like a bulb Burn like a bulb Burn like a bulb Burn like a bulb Burn like a bulb The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie The lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie Hey hey lookie It's the lightbulb boogie