I need some money
Where are you Mr. Checkbook
Why'd you run away
Run away to the bank
To eat cheese and milk
Why'd you leave me today
My toe hurts
'Cause I stubbed it against a wall
I'm getting evicted
Come back Mr. Checkbook
I didn't mean to curse you
When you wouldn't balance
Now you're on vacation
Having yourself some fun
Well I need your funds
Now I'm on the run
My toe hurts
'Cause I stubbed it against a wall
I hate you Mr. Checkbook
I live in a box on top of a pile of rocks
And the Michelin Man is my servant
Fetching me doughnuts and water
All because of you
My life has reached the bottom
But I'll always love you
Like you were my own brother
