Thoughtsicles

Thoughtsicles forming in my mind

The stories you tell just bore me every time

Obey your master, I'll tell you what I'm after

Thoughtsicles forming in my mind

Thoughtsicles forming in my mind

Thoughtsicles growing in my brain

Your subject matter's always just too vain

This, that, me, me and half of it is newspeak

Thoughtsicles growing in my brain

Thoughtsicles growing in my brain, brain, brain, brain

Thoughtsicles filling up my head

I'd rather have a root canal instead

Of listen to your banter

A useless fact, a rant or

Thoughtsicles fill inside my mind

Thoughtsicles fill inside my mind, mind, mind, mind, mind, mind

You talk about some fashion

A food pic on some blog

The public's new reaction

To a starlet's rescue dog

But thoughtsicles are massing

In the corners of our mind

Your narcissism's tasking

It kills me every time

Thoughtsicles, thoughtsicles, thoughtsicles, thoughtsicles