Testing 123

Testing 1, 2, 3 Can you hear me in the back? Is the bottom low enough and the treb is all we lack? Is your drink right stiff? Is your beer ice old? Is there a pull machine where cigarettes are sold? Cause you know, it's all part of the show Did you come alone, girl, or did you come by train? Did you bring your broken heart and pockets full of pain? Did he leave you high and dry? Did she start sleeping around? Are you the one who left for running around? But you know, it's all part of the show Testing 1, 2, 3, mic check, mic check Might check, might check my tip jar, cause I ain't seen nothing yet Do I look drunk up here, do I look high as hell? For what they's paying me, I thought I might as well But they know, it's all part of the show Did the cops bust in? Did they break up this knife fight? Did they put us in cuffs and take us in for the night? Did they see my priors? Am I headed for some time? Did the judge say "son, why can't you stay in line?" But he don't know, it's all part of the show Testing 1, 2, 3 can you hear me in the back?