Theft of the Hammer

He woke up in fear and doubt

Hammerless and mad

“Give it back at once you thief

Or I'll go tell my dad”

Giant slayer, Jotun Bane

Mjölnir is its name

It was stolen and defiled

Held as hostage in the giant’s games

The adventure of the bride

And how Thor regained his pride

Stealing from a god

You clueless fools

I am the god of thunder

I will show you theft

Your world will fall

And crumble down before my might

Lightning and thunder, follow their path

As they hastily cross the sky

Bridesmaid and bride, ready for death

And the bloodbath that was nigh

Look there Loki said, as he pointed to the west

“A castle in the night“

The rage of Thor shone through the night

The thunder in his heart

Stealing from a god

You clueless fools

I am the god of thunder

I will show you theft

Your world will fall

And crumble down before me

Thunder followed by lightning

I'm crossing the sky

With vengeance in mind

Hear me, hammer of glory

I am on my way

As our bride waited for his first true kiss

His heart did beat with worry

The hammer must return

His dress fell to his feet

As he felt Mjölnir in his palm, hammer time

The hammer has returned

Weapon in hand, he sprung from his seat

Crushing the skull of his groom

A massacre of a tremendous scale,

Spreading blood across the room

The joy in his heart could not be met

The slaughter was truly obscene

The darkness within the lightning god

And a carnage seldom seen

Stealing from a god

You clueless fools

I am the god of thunder

I will show you theft

Your world will fall

And crumble down before my might

Before my might