Arachnophobia

My name is Tyson Reedus and I’m coming for your fetus

I will eat that shit up it’s a sundae on ice cream day

Listen to me, my name is Jim Beam

Meaning I will get drunk and kill your children for free

I will take the stress off with your medical leave

Don’t even ask me before I make you pay me

Killing me back and relaxing all day

That didn’t rhyme but that’s a-okay

Walking out back on Tuesday

Listen up it’s another day, it’s Tuesday

Because I’m Al Coholic and I like to eat pain killers

With my drugs, meaning liquor

Bitch, I will cut you

I will eat you up

Because I’m also Hannibal Lecter

Coming for your lecture

Come into your class, gonna eat all the students

Twenty one and older

So it’s not that fucked up

It’s only a little fucked up

I’m coming back up

To kill your pup now

Going to china

Eating those fried dogs with those fried spiders

Because I’ve got arachnophobia