We're Back! (Explicit Version)

Ayo, new Lonely Island, 2011

Let's get 'em, 'Kiv!

Ayo, my dick don't work, that shit as soft as a pillow

My girly lookin' at me like, “You for real, dude?”

Ayo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that

Yo, tell 'em, Andy

I think there might be something wrong with my dick

It's like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can't fill the rubber

Aye yo, come on man, this is Lonely Island

People are countin' on us

I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself, woo!

Ayo, I think I broke my dick in the sink

It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat, like it was playing rugby

Hold up, hold up, this is serious!

Kiv let 'em know!

Yo, for real though, I suffer from stinky dick

Every time I take a piss, it smells just like shit

Haha, yeah, that's what I'm talking 'bout!

Andy show 'em, how it's done!

My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak

Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake

Lonely Island! Grammy nominated!

Yeah! Hit 'em again

Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp

I was an eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick

We make too much money for this shit

Murder music!

I shit the bed 'cause my dick played a prank on my butt (Hit 'em!)

Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up

Suppository music!

What y'all know about incontinence?

I got Hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion (Yeah!)

It wasn't from the sex, it was a blood transfusion!

What?! Motherfucker got horse blood! What y'all got?!

I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck

Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts (woo!)

I would like to see that! This is that Garfield sex music!

Now y'all just showin' off, preach!

I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump

Every other week, I swing by and bring him some lunch

Oh, now that just sounds nice!

I'ma call it right there, game over, motherfuckers!

Lonely Island, we started this fake rap shit!

The world needs us!