Losing My Erection

Oh, mine is bigger

It's bigger than yours

But yours is not mine

The lengths that it will grow to

It’s limp between my thighs

Oh no, I drank too much

I couldn’t keep it up

That's me on the toilet

That's me in the bedroom

Losing my erection

Trying to keep it up for you

And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no, I drank too much

I couldn’t keep it up

I thought that I heard you screaming

I thought that you had some fun

But then you asked why I was done

Every evening and

Every working hour

I'm choosing my excuses

Tryin’ to avoid my time with you

I’ve got a feeble and flaccid tool

Fool

Oh no, I've drank too much

I’ll never get it up

Consider this

Consider the

ED of the century

Consider this

The schlong that

Up and failed me

Fail

What if all these pump machines

Don’t help me out

Now I drank too much

I thought that I heard you screaming

I thought that you had some fun

But then you asked why I was done

But that was not a dream

That was not a dream

That's me on the toilet

That's me in the bedroom

Losing my erection

Trying to keep it up for you

And I don't know if I can do it

Oh no, I drank too much

I haven't drank enough

I thought that I heard you screaming

I thought that you had some fun

But then you asked why I was done

Where’s my ED cream

Sigh, cry

Why try?

Pass the ED cream, ED cream, ED cream

Cream