Lyrics

As I sit in my home
The birds and the bees
I can see them
Fall to their knees
Please don't tell me
I'm not a cat
Because bitch, right in front of you
I'll transform into a bat
I am Batman
And I'm coming for your socks
I am Batman
And I'm here to steal your pet rocks
I am Batman (I am Batman)
And I'm coming for your shoes
I am Batman (I am Batman)
And who's got the clues
For me to find the man with the green hat
Me to find the man with the yellow shoes
Me to find the man with the green hat
Find the man with the yellow shoes
To find the man with the green hat
To find the man with the yellow shoes
To find the man with the green hat
To find the man with the yellow shoes
To find the man with the green hat (I am Batman)
To find the man with the yellow shoes (I am Batman)
To find the man with the green hat (I am Batman and I have)
To find the man with the yellow shoes (Too many clues)
Find my way into your heart (To find the man with the green hat)
Find my way into your heart, I am Batman (To find the man with the yellow shoes)
Find my way into your heart
I am Batman
It really sucks when you inhale your own hair
It kind of feels like you're inhaling some spider webs
I don't like spiders, they scare the fucking shit out of me
But I don't care about watching those bitches get stung
By a tarantula-hawk and dragged into a hole
Where they get bred into and then get eaten whole
They got too many shit on my lap
Got too much shit on my back, my
Shoulders are weighed down
By about twenty pounds
From all the stress I take
What do you do but sit there and make some scones, you've got
These bones on your lap
But don't
Get on my back
I have too many hats to deal to you
So don't
Get off my back
You're the beauty to my beast
Don't you dare fuck with me
Brad (Brad)
I know your dad, he's a
Very nice guy (very nice dad)
There's too many days where he would go
And try a pie
That tastes like Brad Berries
That tastes like Brad Berry, Brad Berry pie
That tastes like Brad Berries (That tastes like Brad Berries)
Brad Berry pie
Tastes like Brad Berries
Brad Berry pie (Tastes like Brad Berries)
Tastes like Brad Berries
Brad Berry pie (Tastes like)
Written by: crochdeck on my reenhoom
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