Take good care of yourself you massive ass
And have fun when you go to hell
Take excellent care of yourself
I hate you so much but I still wish you well
You've been a total douchebag since the day I met you
But I want to forgive and especially forget you
And they say living well is the best revenge
So call me selfish but let's make amends
I hope one day you write me an email
And say you're sorry for being such a goddamn piece of shit
But I'm not gonna hold your breath
And anyway having such specific expectations probably makes me a hypocrite
Let's not pretend I don't have problems of my own
You might be a piece of shit but you're not alone
And the only mistakes are the ones we don't learn from
So let's look forward at the days to come
The words you said to me had long term effects
Don't beat yourself up though, you just gave me an inferiority complex
Yeah just so you know you're kind of a dick
But that's okay, life's hard for everyone and nobody's perfect
Please don't think I'm being disingenuous
I want nothing but the best for both of us
And everyone deserves a hopeful future
Even you, you insufferable motherfucker
