Simple Sister (Live at BBC Radio 1 "Sounds of the 70s", 6 October 1971)

Simple sister got whooping cough

Had to shut her out

Wear her clothes

Steal her bows

Tell her that she's stout

Well

Simple sister got whooping cough

Had to burn her toys

Eat her sweets

Steal her treats

Scare off all the boys

Oh

Simple sister got whooping cough

Had to sort her out

In a cell, lost the key

Right into the sea

Hope she never gets well

Procol Harum, and er... the Keith Reid and Gary Brooker song called "Simple Sister"