If I Were the Devil

Intro/outro:

If I were the Devil I wouldn’t be happy without the ripest apple off of the tree, thee. Just as I whispered to Eve, you only live once, do as you please. Turn the fuck up, get down on your knees. Who gives a fuck if you catch a disease? Go and have fun, hop in that backseat, just get a vaccine and do as you please.

Chorus:

If I were the Devil I’d deserve a metal, just look at the people I brought to my level.

My foot’s to the pedal, its over its settled; four-fifths of the Earth bow before me and tremble. If I were the Devil (x2). If I were the Devil I’d know that I’m winning cause I got all your moral compasses spinning, it’s part of my vision, a conscious decision to get in your head and corrupt how you’re thinking. If I were the Devil (x2)

Verse #1:

I would launch a campaign of whispers designed to silence free thinkers, you know the violence is in you. Don’t try to deny your issues. I’ma bring the world to war so that no one can prosper. Gay, straight, black, white, left, right, divide, conquer. Get right with your higher power or be devoured by fire. I’m never to tired to shower burning embers on cowards. This is Hell where we dish out pain as a daily allowance. You weren’t sure if it was real, congratulations you found it. I’ll have the innocent put in prison with insufficient evidence, and you can vote but I’ll be the one that selects your presidents. I’ma have recovering addicts nodding out again, and everyone else pray to our father who art in Washington.

Verse #2:

If I were Satan I’d be focusing on breaking up your family. You should be like people on TV they claim’s reality. I think I’ll use the media to keep you constantly in fear. Forget about the Bible, matter fact yo I’m not even here. Every man woman and child going through hardships, the plan’s always been to engulf the entire world in darkness. I’ma give you the illusion its ok to kill and rob. Fuck moral values like there’s no hell and man created God. I don’t waste time, whisper in your ear to make you do my will. Taking lives is how I feel, tranquilize the world with pills. Pastors abusing children, and governments blow up buildings; in other words if I were Satan I’d just keep doing what I’m doing.