Strip Away My Conscience (feat. Rachel Bloom)

My whole life I've wanted to be bad

(To be bad, to be bad, to be bad)

But whenever I tried, the result was always sad

(So sad, so pathetic, weak, and sad)

However, now I know a certain beau

Who doesn't worry 'bout what's decent or right

(That's you) Yeah, I got that

So how 'bout now you teach me how

To be ruthless and cruel, yeah, I'm ready tonight

So strip away my conscience, peel away my values

Rip off my compassion with your teeth

Pound away my morals, spank off all my kindness

Ooh, expose the dormant bitch that lies beneath

You devil, lead me to the dark side

Like a lamb to the slaughter

Then do me in a hot tub

Filled with evil 'stead of water

Let's make war not love all night and day

It's hot here in hell so strip it all away

Stop hitting yourself

Yeah, baby, you're a soul-sucking, corporate piece of trash

Who only cares about sex, lies, and cash

So tell me 'bout your sins and shock me with their luridness

Let me be your pupil, let me choke on your cock-sured-ness

Innuendo

Strip away my conscience, tear away my jew guilt

Kiss around my sense of right and wrong

But not on it, it's sensitive

Baby, it's such foreplay when you slither like a moray (Eel)

It's worth the discomfort of my thong

You're like Professor Snape in his sad dungeon with his potions

'Cause somehow you don't have that sucky thing called emotions

Fifty shades of morally grey

And thongs are so uncomfortable so

Strip it all away

Strip it all away

Strip it all away

Strip it all away

That was just up my butt