The Boogie Monster

Whoah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Dracula was the name

And the Boogie Man is my father

I got a monster in my closet

Someone's underneath my bed

The wind's knocking at my window

I'd kill it, but it's already dead

It waits till the midnight hour to come

To torture me for the wrong I've done

It just sits there and stares at me

And it won't let me get any sleep (Just let me sleep)

I got a monster in my closet

Someone's underneath my bed

The wind's knocking at my window

I'd kill it, but it's already dead

At first I was scared when I looked at his eyes

But now that I know him, I'm not that surprised

I'm just waiting on the sun to rise

Oh, how I wish that old sun would rise

I got a monster in my closet

Someone's underneath my bed

The wind's knocking at my window

I'd kill it, but it's already dead

I used to wonder why he looked familiar

Then, I realized it was a mirror

Oh, and now it is plain to see

The whole time the monster was me

Oh, there's a monster in my closet

Someone's underneath my bed

The wind's knocking at my window

I'd kill it, but it's already dead

I am the living dead

Only thing that'll bring me back alive, woman

Is some good, good head