Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite

For benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

Late of Pablo Fanques Fair

Have you seen it?

It's great

They got stuff

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Blasting through a hogshead of real fire

In this way, Mr. K will challenge the world

With the blue people

They're great

They're just

Chilled out

The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishop's Gate

Nice neck of the woods

The Hendersons they're gonna dance and sing

As Mr. Kite flies through the ring

Don't be late

Misters K and H assure the public

Their production is second to none, baby

And of course Henry the Horse gonna do the waltz

Oh  you gotta see it

It's genius

I mean she's really brilliant

She's got the stuff and movement and waltz

Horses, how do they do that stuff?

You gotta give her sugar

You know

And she's called Henry and it's a lot of explanation

But don't worry about it, kids, okay?

Just tune in, turn off,  drop out, drop in, switch off

Switch on, and explode

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound

And Mr. H will demonstrate

Ten summer sets he's gonna do on solid ground

Whatever they are

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill, baby

Across the universe

It's me

I'm on top of the bill

I spent years getting to this point

I'm bloody brilliant

This is golden you gotta see

What I do man

I got horses and dogs and cats and monkeys and blue people

It's just, it's such a collection

I spent years putting it together

You gotta watch it

You gotta see it

It's me

In the thing

Yeah