Bacon in My Beans

First, let me say you're worth some sacrificing They aren't I won't change to be with you But I've got to say, you're asking me for something I'm not sure that I could ever do I'll bring your mom to church, that's on Sundays I'll join the gym and try to stay real lean But if I could, I'm asking one small favor I've got to have some bacon in my beans Bacon In my beans, bacon in my beans That's how a country boy survives So, baby, don't be mean I'll cut back on the burgers, make vegetables routine But I've got to have some bacon in my beans I know that it will help my circulation And hogs across the country would be glad But beans without some salt and grains of some kind Can only be described as really bad I know that it's against your constitution You've made it clear, you think it's obscene But I can't help the way my mama raised me I've got to have some bacon in my beans Bacon In my beans, bacon in my beans That's how a country boy survives So, baby, don't be mean I'll cut back on the burgers, make vegetables routine But I've got to have some bacon in my beans Well, you know, I really love your sweet potatoes And Almond milk in Raisin Bran's, just fine I'll even eat your spinach quiche for breakfast And your tofu lasagna with red wine I know you're looking out for my best interest But baby, there just ain't no in-between I promise you, you'll never have to eat 'em But I've got to have some bacon in my beans Bacon In my beans, Bacon in my beans That's how a country boy survives So, baby, don't be mean I'll cut back on the burgers, make vegetables routine But I've got to have some bacon in my beans Bacon In my beans, bacon in my beans Head-toe white, red and navy and down especially green I'll cut back on the burgers, make vegetables routine But I've got to have some bacon in my beans Honey, I've got to have some bacon in my beans