Howlin' At The Moon

I know there's never been a man

In the awful shape I'm in

I can't even spell my name

My heads in such a spin

Today I tried to eat a steak

With a big old table-spoon

You got me chasin' rabbits, walkin' on my hands

And howlin' at the moon

Well sug, I took one look at you

And it almost drove me mad

And then I even went and lost

What little sense I had

Now I can't tell the day from night

I'm crazy as a loon

You got me chasin' rabbits, pullin' out my hair

And howlin' at the moon

Some friends of mine asked me to go

Out on a huntin' spree

'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state

That can hold a light to me

I eat three bones for dinner today

Then tried to tree a 'coon

You got me chasin' rabbits, scratchin' fleas

And howlin' at the moon

I rode my horse to town today

And a gas pump we did pass

I pulled 'im up and I hollered whoa

And said, "Fill 'im up with gas"

The man picked up a monkey wrench

And wham, he changed my tune

You got me chasin' rabbits, spittin' out teeth

And howlin' at the moon

I never thought in this old world

A fool could fall so hard

But honey baby, when I fell

The whole world must have jarred

I think I'd quit my doggish ways

If you'd take me for your groom

You got me chasin' rabbits, pickin' out rings

And howlin' at the moon