A State of Trance Year Mix 2018 (Intro: License to DJ)

Hi, um, hello, I'm Armin van Buuren

Um, I've come to, um

Yes, yes, Mr. van Buuren

I know who you are

Take the second door on the left

Room one three eight

The board are waitin' for you there

Oh, okay then

Then he grabs the vinyl, throws it up the air

And shoots it with his twelve bore

Mr. van Boring

Uh, van Buuren

Yes, uh, uh, please excuse my honorable colleague Mr. van Birdring

Jolly good

I understand that you're here to renew your license to DJ

Is, is that right?

Yes, sir, that is correct

Just to make sure you're up to scratch

We'll need to ask you a few questions

Do you understand?

Oh, yes, absolutely

So tell me Mr. van Buuren

How many selfies should one take with other top DJ's and pop stars

While doing a live set?

Well, it depends on how many of my mates turn up I guess

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Uh, we've got a mister popular on our hands, have we?

Oh, dear

Hmm, how many mashups should you play

During a main stage festival set in the space of thirty minutes?

Now be careful how you answer this as your own mashups are included

Um, twenty or thirty?

Not goin' too well for you is it, Mr. van Buuren?

But I am rootin' for you

So how many records should you have in a row

That contains the vocal

Get your fu***** hands up

Hmm, let me think

Don't fuff around, sir

We haven't got all day

Some of us have a golf game to attend

Uh, forty?

Indeed

So how much of ones own merch should one wear at their own gig?

I don't know, a T-shirt and a cap perhaps?

Really?

Okay, Mr. van Boring

Uh, uh, uh, Birdring

Uh, I mean, uh, Buuren

Now that concludes the verbal interview

Yeah

Um, hasn't gone the best has it?

Maybe you could redeem yourself

And delight us with a mix

Uh, I trust you brought it for us to listen to, sir

Of course

May I?

Oh, you must certainly can Mr. van Buuren