Proper Crimbo

Come now, sing with me, Proper Crimbo

I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo

Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo

So excited, you might wee, Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo)

On the seven days of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A Peregrine Falcon, Proper Bo, I tell thee

Shelltore trainers, and a beanie hat

A new set of headphones, all shiny and black

I didn't sleep that night, for Santa to come

I wet the bed, that's what I had done

'Cause Christmastime is the place to be

I always wake up in a puddle of wee

With a ho-ho-ho, and a Silent Night

A little Chipolata, I'll be feelin' alright

Turkey's on the table, as big as a cow

We celebrate Crimbo, I'll tell thee how (Reet-oh)

Come now, sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta)

I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta)

Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta)

So excited, you might wee, Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo)

(Yoo, hoo) Ho, ho, ho, I'm a bad mofo

I got presents, y'all, but they two-by-two

They closed the shop, so I got time for you

Super funky, and you watch the bombs

Watch out, Santa, 'cause here I come

'Cause I sleep on the floor, never, ever on a bed

That's Santa's style so in your head

It's me, just up, come sit on my knee

Got gifts for y'all, whatcha got for me?

Shamon (Shamon), shamon (Shamon)

Shamon, check-check da cone

I said Bubbles ain't a monkey, she can move real funky

Shamon, check-check da cone (That's right), ow

Come now, sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta)

I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (Selecta)

Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta)

So excited, you might wee, Proper Crimbo (Proper Crimbo)

Hey, oh, where's all band gone? Come on, kids, help us out

Sing with me (Proper Bo-Bo)

Check it out (Proper Bo-Bo)

Can I get a rewind? (Proper Bo-Bo)

That were real good (Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo, Proper Bo-Bo)

Come on, now, let's get it together, you as well, Kes

(Sing with me) Come now, sing with me, Proper Crimbo

(Take me for a drink) I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo

(Take me for a goat)

Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Selecta, I say)

So excited, you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo

Can I get a key change?

Come now, sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Sing with me)

I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (I'll take you for a drink)

Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Put up your Christmas tree)

So excited, you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo

(So excited, so excited, so excited)

Oh, real good, now, come on, sing with me

Come now, sing with me, Proper Crimbo (Sing with me)

I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo (I'll take you for a drink)

Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo (Put up your Christmas tree)

So excited, you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo

(So excited, so excited, so excited)

Have a Proper Bo Crimbo

A bumba squat

And it's all because of the magic, Shazam