It Wasn't Me

It wasn't me, baby

No, it wasn't me, baby

It must have been some other body

Uh uh, babe, it wasn't me

Ed was cold, tired and hungry

Came a-begging for bread

The lady took him in

And fed him breakfast in bed

It wasn't me, boss

Mmm-mmm, boss, it wasn't me

It must have been some other body

Uh uh, boss, it wasn't me

You say you saw my car parked

In the drive-in one night

Came over to speak to me

I was out of sight

It wasn't me, baby

Mmm-mmm, baby, it wasn't me

It must have been some other body

Uh uh, baby, it wasn't me

Ed's a shrewd young whipper snapper

Loved to run and play

But the draft board got him

They inducted him today

It wasn't me, Sergeant

Mmm, Sergeant, it wasn't me

It must have been some other body

Uh uh, Sarge, it wasn't me

I met a German girl in England

Who was going to school in France

Said we danced in Mississippi

At a Alpha Kappa dance

It wasn't me, Officer

No, Officer, it wasn't me

It must have been some other body

Uh uh, Officer, it wasn't me

Wailing down the freeway

Testing out the cruising power

The state trooper trailing

Clocked at ninety miles per hour

It wasn't me, Sheriff

Mmm-mmm, Sheriff, it wasn't me

Ah! It must have been some other body

Uh uh, Sheriff, it wasn't me

Calling for brave young soldiers

Needed on the front row

Lieutenant said

"Which one of y'all volunteer to go?"

It wasn't me, Captain

Mmm-mmm, Captain, it wasn't me

It must have been some other body

Mmm-mmm, Captain, it wasn't me