Rock Paper Scissors

Later alligator - in a while crocodile

With a big fat smile 'cause I'm in denial

Skip skip heart attack

Oh my god look at that

She's found another lair

Cigarette burns not it's romance turn

No one gave me warning

That this love thing hurts

Shock shock horror horror

Spill spill red wine down my shirt

I no longer wish to fall in love

I can tell you, I like you very much

And I no longer wish to get married

I can tell you, besides you'll all be buried

Flashy fancy face and a big bank balance

Sip my blood through his golden chalice

Chase, chase, chase to erase your face

And now it's tick-tock boom

Boom, boom, boom, realigned my zoom

Hope she thinks I look well groomed

Rock Paper Scissors

Scissors cut, cut, cut, cut it out of my life

I no longer wish to fall in love

I can tell you, I like you very much

And I no longer wish to get married

I can tell you, besides you'll all be buried

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

Thank you very much

I've got a plan how to get her back

Strategy ching chong cha, I smell a rat

Rock Paper Scissors

Scissors cut, cut, cut

Bang I should've know

I no longer wish to fall in love

I can tell you, I like you very much

And I no longer wish to get married

I can tell you, besides you'll all be buried

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear

Thank you very much