Polaroid

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

Yo, at a party on the hill, I popped a pill

Threw back a shot and started to chill

Ran into a pretty thing named Jane Bang

She said, she like the way I handled my game

I said, thanks, I like the way you handle my thing

She said, thanks, now that's money in the bank

So I walked away towards the bar

Bumped into a hotty named Holly in the hall

Coulda been a ménage à trois

But her friend never heard my music before

So I walked outside to get a little high

When I got a little bump on my side from a fly

Blue-eyed baby with sex on the mind

Sally's from the valley, but Sally's still fine

Hoped in the ride and started to drive

She said, what's my name?

I said, I don't know, Jane?

S-someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

Yo, uh, at a party on the beach, I was smoking like Cheech

Scoping out a hot piece of ass, I'm a creep

Getting head while the radio speaks

Pop like the bubble in your sneaks

Yo, Jennifer, or was it Monique?

That chick got dolphins tattooed on her feet

Last week, I seen her best friend

Undressing in Madison in the west end

Exit, cut to breakfast

Eggs Benedict and a fresh pearl necklace

Legs in the air like a goddamned gymnast

Please God, I beg for forgiveness

Then she asked if I've been to Memphis

I said, no, but I'm a fan of Elvis

That's where I learned to move my pelvis

She said, what's my name?

I said, Jane?

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

Yo, uh, at a party at my crib, I can't remember what I did

Woke up with a semi-hard dick and a fat chick

Three this week, call that a hat trick

But everybody know hockey ain't for black kids

They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick

Pinning every dome in Hollywood to the mattress

Sin in every city, LA to Manhattan

Grinning like I'm guilty but I dunno what happened

So someone take her picture

They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick

So I don't forget her

They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick

I wish I had a Polaroid

They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick

So I could remember

They call me Shwayze, kinda like Patrick

They call me Shwayze

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember

So someone take her picture

So I don't forget her

I wish I had a Polaroid

So I could remember