I Love Betsy (Honeymoon In Vegas Broadway Cast Recording)

I like taxis, I like trains

I like Brooklyn when it rains

But I love Betsy

I like walking after dark

I like jogs in Prospect Park

But I love Betsy

I like Shake Shack

I like MoMA

And New Jersey's ripe aroma

The parades when I see 'em and even the DMV

And the Brooklyn Bridge by bike

Heck, there's lots of stuff I like

But I love Betsy and she loves me

She likes hockey, no, I swear

She likes guys with thinning hair

And I love Betsy (he loves Betsy)

She likes pizza and Chinese

Louboutins and mac'n'cheese

God, I love Betsy (he loves Betsy)

She likes swimming, writing letters

She likes watching double-headers

She drinks bourbon and sake

And even likes Rocky III

I'm amazed and I'm impressed

But the thing that I like best is I love Betsy

And she loves me

Five years

I've been in love with Betsy for five years

I can't believe she stuck with me

What kind of luck have I got

To keep someone like her around?

Ten years

My mom's been dead already for ten years

So since she put that curse on me-

No, there's no curse, it's not a curse

Forget I said curse

The point is it's been long enough

Now it's time to grow up, mom's in the ground

And look what I've found

I like dancing on the pier

I like Broadway, once a year

But I love Betsy

I like visits to the zoo

I like opera, that's not true

But I love Betsy

It's been five years and I'm ready

Get the sparklers and confetti

Give a wink to the waiter

And summon the maître d'

Just like Jay-Z and Beyoncé

I will make her my fiancé

I love Betsy

(La, la, la, la, la, la, la)

I love Betsy

(La, la, la, la, la, la, la)

I love Betsy

And Betsy loves me

I'm a schmuck and Betsy loves me

Doesn't matter what I do

I know it's true

I could never live without her

Betsy loves me

It's amazing

Betsy loves me

And tonight, I'm gonna show her

Just how proud I am to know her

There's no danger, there's no drama

There's no curse, and there's no mama

Put my problems in the past (la, la, la, la, la, la)

I'm a grown-up man at last (la, la, la, la, la, la)

I'm the luckiest guy from the Bronx to the islands

So laugh if you wanna

This whole town is gonna see (see, see, see)

That I love Betsy

Sorry Mama

I love Betsy

And she loves me (la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, la, la, la)