Bermuda Triangle (With the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra)

We decide to get away And have some fun Book a room and catch a flight For two weeks in the sun She says, "Hawaii's too expensive." I say, "Barbados isn't bad." She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda." And I say, "Woman, are you mad!" Bermuda Triangle It makes people disappear Bermuda Triangle Don't go too near But she Doesn't see my angle And she thinks I'm being dumb So Bermuda Triangle Here we come! Lying with my woman on The island sand I look up and see her with A stranger, hand in hand I see her sitting on his blanket I see them going for a swim And when I run to find my woman I find her running after him! Bermuda Triangle Makes my woman disappear Bermuda Triangle Don't go too near Looking At it from my angle Do you see why I'm so sad Oh Bermuda Triangle Very bad! Lying lost and lonely on The island sand, When a lovely stranger says Hello and takes my hand And soon she's sitting on my blanket And then we're going for a swim When I say, "what about your boyfriend?" She turns and waves goodbye to him! Bermuda Triangle It makes people disappear Bermuda Triangle Don't go to near But look At it from my angle And you'll see what I'm so glad Now Bermuda Triangle Not so bad!