Bait a Hook

I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks I heard he's got a Prius 'cause he's into being green My buddy said he saw y'all eating that sushi stuff Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love Sounds like it sucks He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck He don't know who Jack Daniels is Ain't ever drove a truck Knows how to throw out a line But not the kind in a Field and Stream book No darling I ain't even worried you'll come running back He can't even bait a hook Has he kissed you in a hay field as a summer rain falls down Has he took you to meet his mama back in his hometown Does he drive the interstate or does he take them ol' back roads Can he melt your heart with a country song every good ol' boy should know I didn't think so He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck He don't know who Jack Daniels is Ain't ever drove a truck Knows how to throw out a line But not the kind in a Field and Stream book No darling I ain't even worried you'll come running back He can't even bait a hook It won't be that long Til you start getting bored I'll be smiling on the river Reeling in one more He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck He don't know who Jack Daniels is Ain't ever drove a truck Knows how to throw out a line But not the kind in a Field and Stream book No darling I ain't even worried 'cause you'll come running back He can't even bait a hook No baby I ain't even worried He can't even bait a hook Nah you're the one that's gonna be sorry when you're headin' to get tofu and he has a flat tire in hos foreign car and don't know how to change it and you'll get your new Gucci shoes wet and you're mad and irritated, I've seen you irritated, I'm telling you, better him than me actually