Mr. Rake and Scrape

Some men does say they like this one

But they don't like that one

They in love today with the thin one

But they don't like the fat one

But not me, no Siree, I cannot agree

Oh yes, a women is a woman to me

I don't care how she ugly and obzocky

I'm a busy man with no time to lose

I don't pass meh hand, I don't pick and choose

So any kind of woman, woman with one foot or one hand

(They cannot escape) oh yeah, from me - Mr. Rake and Scrape

I don't know what this woman got

And the other one ain't got too

I don't know what this one could do

And the other one can't do too

Study them, check them, for a whole month

It's the same problem

As you know every human is made of mud

And everyone of them have the same flesh and blood

I'm a busy man with no time to lose

I don't pass meh hand, I don't pick and choose

So any kind of woman, woman, plenty woman, one foot, one hand

(They cannot escape) yes from me - Mr. Rake and Scrape

When a women young, every man in town

Does flock around she

When she making child, they run off wild

They won't stop around she

They start to moan, they start to groan

They 'fraid people say the child is their own

But if she pass 'round by me and call

Big belly or no big belly, she have no problem at all

I'm a busy man with no time to lose

I don't pass meh hand, I don't pick and choose

So any kind of woman, hmmm, one foot or one hand

(They cannot escape) from me - Mr. Rake and Scrape

If a patient leaving the hospital

And she have no family

All she have to do is send somebody

To come and call me

I'm accepting anything

As long as you blood warm it means you living

I have contact in the poor house too

I passing down St. James now to get a few

I'm a busy man with no time to lose

I don't pass meh hand, I don't pick and choose

So any kind of woman, woman, plenty woman, one foot, one hand

They cannot escape from me - Mr. Rake and Scrape

O yeah, woman!

Spread them out, spread them out!

Anything!

Whosoever will, may come, ha ha!