Cosmik Debris

The mystery man came over

And he said, I'm out of sight

He said for a nominal service charge

I could reach Nirvana tonight

If I was ready, willing and able to pay him his regular fee

He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs

And devote his attention to me

But I said

"Look here, brother

Who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?"

(Now who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?)

Look here, brother

Don't you waste your time on me

The mystery man got nervous

And he fidget around a bit

He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe

And he whipped out a shavin' kit

Now I though it was a razor

And a can of foamin' goo

But he told me right then when the top popped open

There was nothin' his box wouldn't do

With the oil of Aphrodite

And the dust of the grand Wazoo

He said, "You might not believe this, little fellow

But it'll cure your asthma too"

And I said

"Look here brother

Who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?"

(Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?)

Look here, brother

Don't you waste your time on me

(Don't waste your time)

I've got troubles of my own, I said

And you can't help me out, so

Take your meditations and your preparations

And ram it up your snout

"(But I got a crystal ball!)"

He said

And held it to the light

So I snatched it all away from him

And I showed him how to do it right

I wrapped a newspaper round my head

So I looked like I was deep

I said some mumbo jumbo

Then I told him he was goin' to sleep

I robbed his rings and pocket watch

And everything else I found

I had that sucker hypnotized

He couldn't even make a sound

I proceeded to tell him his future then

As long as he was hangin' around

I said

"The price of meat has just gone up

And your old lady has just gone down"

Look here, brother

Who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

(Now is that a real poncho or is that the seer's poncho?)

(Don't you know you could make more money as a butcher) Ooh

(So don't you waste your time on me)

Don't waste your

Don't waste your time on me

(Om shanti, om shanti, om shanti, om)

Shanti