The First Day of School (Intro)

Ain't nobody talking when I'm talking, fellas, so shut the fuck up

The following items you place in the envelope as I call them off

An empty wallet, legal paperwork, first three out of the tank

Line up single file on the bench, let's go

Open your mouth, stick out your tongue

Alright do your ears, one at a time

Okay, bend your heads over, shake 'em out with your fingers

Hands above your head, hands out in front of you

Over, move those fingers

Reach down and lift up your nut sacks

Drop your nut sacks and skin back your dick

Turn around, one foot at a time, pick it up and wiggle the toes

Other foot, bend over, grab your ass and spread your cheeks

And give me two good coughs