Warthog Rhapsody

Now if you want a role model

Of a life most blissfully led

Then look no further than Pumbaa here

Than this laid-back quadruped

Relaxation's the name of the game

Be cool and be thick-skinned

Let my lifestyle be your reference frame

As long as you stand upwind

Your guide must be this rhapsody

I gets up when I likes

He's got it all worked out

I plans the day ahead

He's got it all worked out

When inspiration strikes

He's got it all worked out

I go right back to bed

He's got it all worked out

But though we may not be one of nature's dynamos

His mind is on the ball and far from comatose

Don't dismiss the warthog philosophy

Take it from me, he's got it all worked out

Take it from me

He's got it all worked out

I'm starved

Me too, what's for lunch?

Glad you asked, kid, should we tell him, Pumbaa?

Uh-huh

Now listen to this, this is the important part

Now who wants to be a hunter

Chasing food all over the place?

More often than not, it gets away

Who needs the thrill of the chase?

Why move mountains to get your chow

When you only need to move a log?

Make it your dietary resolve from now

To eat like the old warthog

Regarding food

Mmm, mmm

His attitude

It's bugs for every meal

I've got it all worked out

So full of vitamins

I've got it all worked out

No need to cook or peel

I've got it all worked out

He eats 'em in their skins

I've got it all worked out

They're delectable, available, the perfect snack

They ain't endangered species and they don't fight back

Don't dismiss the warthog gastronomy

Take it from me

Take it from me

Take it from me

He's got it all worked out

Come on, kid, it's now or never, hit it, Pumbaa

So remember when you see us staring into a space

We're caught between a pillow and a soft, soft place

Don't resist the warthog mentality

Take it from me

Take it from me

Take it from me

Take it from me

We've got it all worked out