Intro

Here ya go, man

Jesus Christ, man, you going to war?

What I say? Did I say come to me?

Do I ever disappoint? Fucking no

Why? I deliver

How do I know? How? Know? Know how

I got hundred things to do this morning, you're first in line

So could we move it along, please?

Okay, fine, right

I'm just looking for something small, light, cheap

Three-eight thirty-two, something like that

No, no, no, you want to be packing like a man, Eddie

You’re a man, man

How 'bout this, um,  6-inch three-five-seven magnum?

Yeah

Automatics, Browning nine mill

Now I know what you’re thinking, that's got no stopping power

But that's got 13 shots in the clip, man

That won't just kill a man

That'll turn him inside out, pull him upside down

Piss on him, read him his last rights

Alright, fine, yeah, I get the message

I'm just, I'm just a bit fucking lost there

And these are totally untraceable, yeah

They don’t exist, what about guarantees?

What do you think this is, Guns R Us?