Man in a Shed

Well, there was a man

Lived in a shed

Spent most of his days out of his head

For his shed was rotten

Let in the rain

Said it was enough to drive any man insane

When it rained, he felt so bad

When it snowed, he felt just simply sad

Well, there was a girl

Who lived nearby

Whenever he saw her he could only simply sigh

But she lived in a house

So very big and grand

For him it seemed like some very distant land

So when he called her, his shed to mend

She said, "I’m sorry, you’ll just have to find a friend"

Well, this story

Is not so very new

But the man is me, yes, and the girl is you

So leave your house

Come into my shed

Please stop my world from raining through my head

Please don’t think I’m not your sort

You’ll find that sheds are nicer than you thought