Yellin' At the Xmas Tree

When I was a small boy here in London town

Season's snow was fallin' on the ground

All the friends and family, here on Christmas Eve

Gather round to dress the Christmas tree

Daddy's down at the pub full of Christmas cheer

Probably won't come home until next year

Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin', and the carolers are singin'

But Daddy, he don't hear 'em, he's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jinglin', mommy's hips a-wigglin'

But daddy, he don't hear 'em, he's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree

All right now, yeah

Uncle is a sports fan, granny likes a joke

But no one laughs when daddy stumbles home

But he don't fall asleep, while the night was gettin' black

You see, oh God, dad had too much Jack

Oh, Lord

Every year is the same old thing like Rudolph's red nose

Tellin' this story never will get old

Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin', and the carolers are singin'

But Daddy, he don't hear 'em, he's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jinglin', mommy's hips a-wigglin'

But daddy, he don't hear 'em, he's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Well alright now, yeah

Well alright now

Yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa came down the chimney but then he ran upstairs

Jumped in bed with Mommy, she didn't care

Across the room went the fruitcakes, ah, the wreath came off the door

If these are holidays, I can take no more

Every year is the same old thing like Rudolph's red nose

Hearing this story never will get old

Oh, the Christmas bells are ringin', and the carolers are singin'

But Daddy, he don't hear 'em, he's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jinglin', mommy's hips a-wigglin'

But daddy, he don't hear 'em, he's yellin' at the Christmas tree

Santa's balls are jinglin', mommy's hips a-wigglin'

But daddy, he don't hear 'em, he's yellin', he's yellin' at the Christmas tree

All right now, yeah

He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

He's yellin' at the Christmas tree

He's sleepin' in the Christmas tree