Chink Speaks

Car have four wheel. Plural subject and object: cars, wheels

He like french fries. Singular subject: likes

I will speaking English. Future progressive: I will be speaking

Notwithstanding, are you going to home? Home is an adverb in this sentence; hence, no infinitive

Korea is not where I am from. Avoid passive voice

Should I turn in my paper now? Turn paper, now

Please give me my pencil back! Don't sound like a nerd

Eating Kimchi makes you stinky! Should I eat less Korean food?

Asian men do not have small penises! They won't believe you

K-Pop is gay and feminine. I never liked it, I never liked it, I never liked it, I never liked it!

She says she does not date Asian guys. Be a man. Get over it

Chinks have mysterious languages

Chinks have such interesting words

Chinks have such ugly tonal sounds

Chinkity Ching Chong Ching Ching Chong

They all look the same, sound the same!