You know, I have to admit something to you, I just came from Crete with women that look like Zorba. Woo! Thank you.
"Those girls are just so pretty."
Gomer, are you here in Viet Nam?
"Yes, I am. Surprise, surprise, surprise!"
Lyndon, why did you name your daughter "Lynda Bird"?
"Cause Lynda Dog would be too cruel." Arf! "Easy, girl, easy. You know, if you pick them up by their ears, it doesn't hurt them as much."
"Oh, you're going straight to hell for that one! Watch out o'er there!"
Hey, does Ho Chi Minh look like Col. Sanders, or am I crazy?
Hi, I'm Adrian Cronauer. Something real special now.
We've got our traffic report up there on the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
How's it going up there?
"Well, Adrian, it's not going exactly well.
There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there.
It's not a very pretty picture, there's horns everywhere.
I don't know what to say, we're going to maybe drop in a little napalm there, try to cook him down, have a little barbecue."
