Now It’s Time for the Robot Test

Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable The world is run by computers, the world is run by robots And we spend most of our day telling them that we're not a robot Just to log on and look at our own stuff, all day long May I see my stuff, please? "I smell a robot. Prove, prove, prove Prove to me you're not a robot Look at these curvy letters Much curvier than most letters, wouldn't you say? No robot could ever read these You look, mortal, if ye be You look and then you type what you think you see Is it an 'E' or is it a '3'? That's up to ye The passwords of past you've correctly guessed But now it's time for the robot test! I've devised a question no robot could ever answer Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?" Fucking what? (Audience Cheering) You spend most of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot Think about that for two minutes And tell me you don't want to walk into the ocean