Mario & Link

Hello there, uh it's Frank and

This song is dedicated to Mario & Link

Due to their undying perseverance

Which I'm not sure I should do the same but

Mario's never gettin' some and Link's never gettin' some

So why would princesses love me?

I'm not really makin' moves, I'm just kinda breathin'

I work at fuckin' pizza places just so I keep eatin'

That's the type of shit to make me go and smoke a fuckin' pack

Of smokes a day, that's the type of shit to make me ask my father

Are you okay? That's the type of shit to make me buy a flask for 25

Then fill it up with Taka vodka, only 4.99

That's the type of shit to make me write a song in fuckin' pray that

This one's better than the one that I wrote yesterday

Or yesteryear, yes sir please, lemme get the recipe

To not bein' broke, fuck, I'd really love to be a king

But Mario & Link should show that perseverance is

Not the end all to everything

The princess in a hallway and a robe

I asked if you liked coffee and scones, and she says no

But I just killed a fuckin' dragon though

With this sword that I made from the words of my soul

I just killed a fuckin' dragon though I just killed a fuckin' dragon though

But it's whatever, I don't even care that much