Scotty Doesn't Know

Whoa

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday

She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees, and

Scotty doesn't know, oh

Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

Fiona says she's out shopping

But she's under me, and I'm not stopping

'Cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

So, don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

I can't believe he's so trusting

While I'm right behind you thrusting

Fiona's got him on the phone

And she's trying not to moan

It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, don't tell Scotty

'Cause Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

So don't tell Scotty

We'll put on a show, everyone will go

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know

The parking lot, why not?

It's so cool when you're on top

His front lawn, in the snow

Laughing so hard, 'cause, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Don't tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty will know, Scotty has to know

Scotty's gotta know, gonna tell Scotty

Gonna tell him myself, Scotty has to know

Scotty has to know, Scotty has to, Scotty has to

Scotty has to go, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty's gotta go!