Rain clouds are coming, got time on my hands
Today is just that kind of day that's not for making plans
I know me and the kitchen just don't see eye to eye
But I got this overwhelming need
For a slice of sugar pie
Sugar for my rhubarb, pastry for the base
Just a touch of chilli to help me find that place
Chocolate covered mushrooms for that decadent surprise
Last of all but not the least
A pair of chicken thighs
I know what you're thinking, those ingredients don't fit
But it only takes one serving to help to make you regular
Just a little taste and you'll be crying out for more
One day you'll find my cookbook will be flying from the stores
Sugar for my fishcakes, add a single bean
Smother it with spinach sauce to make the whole thing green
Add four pints of turnip wine to help the night along
Stir it on a low heat while you sing this crazy song
Sugar for my dumplings a banana in between
Just a touch of angel hair and cover it with steam
Put on a bed of filo sheets and toss it for a while
Guaranteed to hit the spot and leave you with a smile
Sugar, all you need is sugar
Sugar, all you need is sugar
Sugar, all you need is sugar
