Here to Help (feat. Remington Forbes)

Welcome to next level tech support Please press 01 to be connected to our help desk All these end users calling Filling up the queues with issues and problems This user says his computer's crawlin The internet's slow and he can't do his bloggin Another one says their password's forgotten Account locked out and now they can't log-in Did I say blogging? I meant head-shotting Every single server I try keeps dropping Cannot win with my ping so bad Other players pointing fingers blaming me for lag, It was you So slow, it's a next-gen drag Messing up my stats every map I'm getting fragged If you will, what's your name Bill? Can you type your password in the username field? I just need to know that somewhere on your laptop That you didn't inadvertently press Caps Lock Sir no need to disrespect me I wanna make sure you're typing it correctly Oh my gosh, can we move along quickly Reports need finished or my boss is gonna hit me Clearly the problem isn't with me I can troubleshoot the breeze, solving problems with ease Trust me, I only use my shift key Oh- that was it... that fixed me Man, I got help desk woes, woes, woes, woes, woes From HR to C-E-Os, Os, Os, Os, Os Sometimes I think this job blows, blows, blows, blows, blows Come on now, you know how it goes, goes, goes, goes, goes Now back to the show Finally, now I can check emails There's a guy claiming that he can't SEND emails Says that he needs help and he's feeling helpless He can't send... how did he email the help desk Here's what happened, my spam filter died I'm replying to these mails where it says unsubscribe But it must be a lie, or so I get the feeling Windows popping up and I can't seem to kill 'em It's not that the client won't send or receive it But the interface is covered and I just can't see it Sir try this, sounds like a virus Disconnect your box from the network appliance Boot up your computer hit F8 so Windows can then start to boot up in safe mode There, run AV scan cause apparently This rogue code has infected your registry I hope this can fix it, seems like bad luck I hope this guy has been running daily backups Daily back what? Are my files recovered Is that some kind of program? I've never heard of it If you don't get my files back now then there's trouble I need to spell it out cause I'm not being subtle Oh, no worries, hang on the line Let me run this Antivirus 2009 Man, I got help desk woes, woes, woes, woes, woes From HR to C-E-Os, Os, Os, Os, Os Sometimes I think this job blows, blows, blows, blows, blows Come on now, you know how it goes, goes, goes, goes, goes Now back to the show I was helping out the mother of a friend of a friend Of my ex-roomma- forget it, let me begin She was in need of help and that much was clear, see And this so-called friend of mine volunteered me So I called her on the phone She didn't seem to understand One single thing I was talking about I said: Close all your windows She came back and said Ok, I closed all the windows in the house No ma'am, not those windows No, your computers aren't gonna get cold No, that's not how they get viruses Ma'am, I don't think I can help you Man, I got help desk woes, woes, woes, woes, woes From HR to C-E-Os, Os, Os, Os, Os Sometimes I think this job blows, blows, blows, blows, blows Come on now, you know how it goes, goes, goes, goes, goes Now back to the show